27 Shocking Plants that Look like Penis

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Check out these astonishing Plants that Look like Penis and prepare to have your minds blown with these unique beauties.

Whether it’s the shape, the color, or the texture, these plants will leave you wondering if Mother Nature has a sense of humor. Here are Plants that Look like Penis that will certainly amuse you with the wild and wacky flora.

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Plants that Look like Penis

1. Bishop’s Heliconia

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Botanical Name: Heliconia episcopalis

The Bishop’s Heliconia has brightly colored bracts resembling bird feathers which also make it look like a penis.

2. Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae Backer & Alderw

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Botanical Name: Amorphophallus decus-silvae

The Amorphophallus Decus-Silvae is a unique and exotic-looking plant with a large, leaf-like structure and a central stalk topped with a cluster of small flowers.

3. Tropical Pitcher Plant

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Botanical Name: Nepenthes

A carnivorous plant with a deep, pitcher-shaped leaf that traps insects and other small animals that resemble the male genitalia.

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4. Peter PepperPlants that Look like Penis 4

Botanical Name: Capsicum annuum ‘Peter pepper’

The Peter pepper is a bright red or green chili pepper shaped like a penis.

5. Common Stinkhorn

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Botanical Name: Phallus impudicus

The Common Stinkhorn is a type of mushroom with a foul-smelling odor and a phallic-shaped cap.

6. Bolivian Torch Cactus

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Botanical Name: Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose

A tall, columnar cactus with long, sharp spines and large, showy flowers, the Bolivian Cactus is known for its particular resemblance to a penis.

7. Bushman’s Pipe

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Botanical Name: Ceropegia ampliata

The Bushman’s Pipe is a delicate-looking cactus with a long, narrow stem and small, white flowers shaped like a penis.

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8. Thumb Cactus

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Botanical Name: Mammillaria matudae

The Thumb Cactus is a small, round cactus with clusters of spines that resemble thumbs or dicks.

9. Sonoran Desert Cactus

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Botanical Name: Carnegiea gigantea

A variety of cactus species are found in the Sonoran Desert; the Sonoran Desert Cactus is typically characterized by thick, barrel-shaped stems and large spines that look like a penis.

10. Magnolia Tree

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Botanical Name: Magnolia

The Magnolia Tree has large, showy flowers that bloom in shades of pink, purple, white, and yellow and has fruits that contain seeds and look like a penis.

11. Purple Bell Vine

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Botanical Name: Rhodochiton atrosanguineum

A climbing vine with drooping clusters of bell-shaped flowers in shades of purple and lavender with stamens that extend outwards and look like a penis.

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12. Amaranthus Dick

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Botanical Name: Amaranthus paniculatus ‘Dick’

The Amaranthus Dick is an annual herb with long, colorful foliage and spikes of small, green flowers.

13. Snapdragon

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Botanical Name: Antirrhinum snapdragons

A popular garden plant with long stems and clusters of colorful, snapdragon-shaped flowers resembling a dragon’s face and the male genitalia.

14. Naked-Man Orchid

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Botanical Name: Orchis italica
The Naked-Man Orchid is a species known for its unique flowers resembling small, naked men with a penis.

15. Spiny Cushion Cactus

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Botanical Name: Mammillaria spinosissma

The Spiny Cushion Cactus is a type of cactus with a round, compact shape and densely packed spines covering its surface.

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16. Philodendron

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Botanical Name: Philodendron

The shiny, thick leaves of the Philodendron grow in the shape of a penis.

17. Tree Philodendron

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Botanical Name: Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum

A tropical plant with large, glossy leaves that are usually dark green and deeply lobed, grown as an ornamental plant. The plant’s leaves also encase large white shapes that look like a penis.

18. Allamanda Flower Bud

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Botanical Name: Allamanda

This is a plant with large, glossy green leaves and large, yellow trumpet-shaped flowers that bloom from buds on the stem. These buds have a wide pointy head that resembles a penis.

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19. Upright Prairie Coneflower

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Botanical Name: Ratibida columnifera

With a single stem and large, daisy-like flowers with a cone-shaped central disk, typically orange, yellow, or brown, it is a plant that resembles a penis due to its central disk.

20. Madagascar Jasmine

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Botanical Name: Stephanotis floribunda

The Madagascar Jasmine is a tropical vine with glossy green leaves and fragrant, white or yellow star-shaped flowers that bloom in clusters. However, besides stars, its blooms also look like a penis.

21. Costus

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Botanical Name: Costus scaber

Costus is a tropical perennial with showy, brightly-colored flowers and large, glossy leaves, typically found in wetland habitats. The conical shape of its flowers looks like Penis.

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22. Huacrapona Palm Tree

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Botanical Name: Iriartea deltoidea

The Huacrapona Palm tree is a tall, tropical palm tree with a single trunk that also has penis-shaped branches that emerge from its trunk.

23. Magic Mushroom

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Botanical Name: Psilocybe cubensis

Penis Envy is named for its resemblance to the male genitalia due to its thick white body and brown or white top.

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24. Pink Lady’s Slipper

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Botanical Name: Cypripedium acaule

The Pink Lady’s Slipper, with its pointy head and scrotum-like bloom, resembles a lot like a penis.

25. Lipstick Plant

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Botanical Name: Aeschynanthus

Check out this amazing Lipstick plant with vibrant colors that looks like a bright red penis is emerging from its flower.

26. Flamingo Flower

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Botanical Name: Anthurium andraeanum

The bright pink of the Flamingo Flower also has an extension in the middle that looks like a penis.

27. Peruvian Old Lady Cactus

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Botanical Name: Espostoa melanostele
The Peruvian Old Lady Cactus has a peculiar appearance and a body covered in white hair; it has a close resemblance to Penis.

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